Because this story is quite long, I'm going to break it into parts to make it easier to read and follow. Well, here goes...
It's 2 o clock on a Saturday morning and I can't seem to sleep any more. I've been sleeping very badly the last couple of nights, but maybe that's what happens when one is stuck in Hospital.
Yip...I came short on the bike on Wednesday afternoon on my way home from a little place called Piet Retief. I was in the process of overtaking a bakkie (pick-up for those that speak a different form of English) just before a town called Ermelo when the person, driving the vehicle I was overtaking, decided that this would be a good time to turn into a farm...on my side of the road!
Fortunately for me, in the bigger scheme of things, I lost control of the bike under braking, because the road was wet, and I fell off the bike. I say it was fortunate because if I had tried to "save" the bike and keep it up straight, I would probably have hit the bakkie or the trailer behind it, leaving me with far greater injuries than those I ended up with.
Anyway, needless to say, I came off second best in the event. Maybe I came third, but I won't be able to judge this until I've seen what the bike looks like. What makes the whole thing worse, is the fact that I was riding my wife's bike at the time of the accident and mine was "safely" parked at home!
After the proverbial dust settled (it couldn't, because it was raining, remember?) one of the first thoughts that went through my head when I came to a halt was: "Lord, this was really not necessary...but thank You that I am now in Your hands and that you will look after my family!" I wasn't thinking this because I thought I was going to die, but purely from the point of view that I knew my wife would need some support right there, because I was about 250km from home and I needed to let her know at some stage that I had been in an accident.
I then realised that I had some severe pain in certain places...more severe than would/should have been normal under these circumstances, so I started taking stock of body parts and their condition. The part that hurt the most was my right lower leg, which made sense when I saw, first of all, that one wheel of the trailer was standing on the toe of my boot. Secondly, Once they'd moved the trailer off my foot, I realised that there was another problem when my foot wouldn't move along with the rest of my leg.
After further stock taking of body parts and their condition, I realised that this seemed to be the worst of my injuries, although there were other parts of my body that were seriously shouting to get my attention! Both elbows were bruised, but could be moved without any additional discomfort. My other leg was ok, as was my neck and back and chest.
Then it started to rain again, with the odd piece of small hail in between to make matters a little more uncomfortable than they already were. The people on the scene asked whether they could call someone on my behalf and whether there was anything else they could do to get me more comfortable. One thing I decided right away was that it would probably be best if I phoned my wife personally to tell her about the accident, because I believe it's best that she hear my voice rather than that of a stranger. (Also, in situatoins like this, you don't know how people are going to phrase the message, do you?)
Still at the scene, with the rain coming down sporadically, somebody got the bright idea to take a tarpaulin and cover me with that so that I would not get wetter than I already was. That's where my sense of humour started working again, because, as soon as I was covered, I peeked out from underneath and asked them to please remind the ambulance personnel that I was alive under the tarp, because I was not sure what they would think when they arrived on the scene and found me like that!
When the ambulance arrived at the scene, about 15 minutes later, I first thanked the Lord for the fact that I fell near a small town where virtually all the people know one another and where it was possible to have an ambulance on the scene within such a short period of time! The one Paramedic asked me whether I was allergic to anything and the first thing on my list was "TAR"! This helped assure the Paramedic that I was reasonably ok, except for the hurting bits.
They (The Paramedics) then went to work on getting me sorted and assessing all my injuries on scene. This also meant that they cut my best denim to shreds, along with the rain suit pants and "long johns" I had on underneath. As the one guy mentioned at that stage...it wasn't such a loss, because they had all borne the brunt of my fall and were in need of some form of disposal anyway!
Looking back at the situation, I now understand that they do this in order to leave the patient as comfortable as possible, because they would have hurt me more if they had tried to "salvage" my clothes and undress me properly at the scene.
Anyway...regardless of the pain I was experiencing at the time, I realised that these guys did a fantastic job on the scene, specifically considering the conditions under which they had to work.
Once they had me stabilised they transfered me to one of those backboard jobs and put me into the ambulance to transport me to the nearest Mediclinic so that a "proper" Doctor could get a look at me and they could decide what needed to be done with me. I was hopng it would be something like..."Let's put some plaster cast on the leg and drop him off at home!", or something like that.........